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Dear Wolverman,
I have a question regarding my car. It is very sluggish from the start, I feel
the car is not performing and the torque is low. I am a person who likes speed
and I like driving fast. What should I do?
Regards
Jimmy Lim

Hi Jimmy,
Looks like you have a mediocre NON performing car. The problem here is that the fact that you have a non performance car your EGO is suffering either you have often being cut off by faster cars and your ego is taking the hits. Now you don't want a fast car, you are seeking for something that can both heal your dented ego and to get back at other cars. Your solution is simple. Get
psychiatric help or get a performance car. The moment you get a real performance car (e.g. EVO) the need and urge to prove that your car is fast will be non-existent because it is after all a proven performance car. Get it?

Wolverman

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